Money Money Money

So like any typical California residing teen girls, my friends and I (I first wrote "me and my friends" but that is improper grammar) are going to San Fransisco tomorrow to hang out and shop. Here's my big issue. I have $420, but $400 of that is for a youth group trip I am going on next month. What am I to do? I mean seriously! Money, just sitting there. It is mine for the taking, and yet it is not at the same time. Illusive demon. Tsk tsk, for shame. I will probably end up spending this stored away money and then need to fervently work odd jobs for my mother to gain back that dough. So in that sense, I am just like the typical college blonde, over spending and being irresponsible. Damn.

In other news, the new season of The Bachelorette started this week. I went to my former teacher's house for a viewing party. We each pick out a certain guy that we like the best and that we want to make it all the way. You gotta be hot on your feet and choose someone quick, because you cannot share guys. At the same time, you mustn't be too hasty. There was this guy that I was eyeballing and thought was going to be my best bet for the gold. His nickname in college was "Shooter" for inappropriate reasons. Ali, the bachelorette, did not give him a rose of acceptance so he was out the first day! As one of my favorite childhood films, "Cinderella" (the version with Brandi as Cinderella and that asian guy as the prince), says "We hide our flaws until after the wedding." Poor shooter did not stand a chance to my studly choice, Ty.
Ty is from... Tennessee? I think. He seems so sweet and Ali seems to like him, but he has one flaw... ginormous ears. It is so unfortunate, I was worried that shallow blonde Ali would kick him out for his Dumbo sized ears, but he got his rose of acceptance. As my best friend Findian (I will call her that because I probably should not say her real name in case a stalker reads this someday) said "He must be a really good listener."

Do you get it? It took me a while to get it. (Hint: You listen with your ears... Ty has huge ears!)