Every Day I'm Sleepin' (as opposed to Shufflin')

I really do not know how some people can go out and party every weekend. I AM SLEEPY. I stayed home on Friday night, my friend Nacho came over and she trimmed my hair for me, and my roommates and I put black dye in our hair. View picture below for said black stripe.

(Oh P.S. I got an iPhone so I can look super artsy really easily in pictures now.) Anyways, I went to bed around maybe one in the morning, then got up at 9 to get ready for cheering at the football game. So after standing and cheering until 5 I was ready to pass out! But, no Saturday nights for cheerleaders mean you must go be social! So I go to a party and wear heels, which was just exhausting. Some friends from WSU had come over so they stayed at my house for the night. They were up around 8:30 so I woke up too! People, I can't do this. Weekends are for sleeping, sleeping and more sleeping. To the average college student the amount of sleep I got this weekend was probably quite impressive. But, refer to the title of this blog. I am not made for partying. I take naps literally every day before I go to track practice, even though I get approximately 8 or 9 hours of sleep every night. I am beyond impressed by people who function on their 4 or 5 hours of sleep every night. I would pass out.  It's ten PM right now. I'm going to bed.

BTDubs, Is it wrong that I still sleep with a teddy bear? I'm a 20 year old woman.... :/

Pic-a-nic Basket of Sleep

Does anyone else wish they could hibernate? Am I really weird wanting to do that? I mean... legitimately, that sounds like my dream life. Eat as much food as you possibly can to become all fat so that you can take a freakin' long nap from October to around May. Okay, nature fact: Bears actually will wake up occasionally in their hibernation time, it is more like a series of long naps. But I want to be an American Black Bear, who can take a 100 day long nap!
Everyday I wake up and just debate which would be worse, if I just slept through class or if I woke up and drug myself throughout my daily routine half aware of what I am doing and "learning." I feel like I am the only person who feels this way... Am I the only one who seems to constantly be tired? I have dubbed myself a champion sleeper. I can sleep whenever I want. Just woke up from a 12 hour long sleep, doesn't matter, I can sleep more. My friend Hamster and I want to have a competition and see who can sleep longest. I don't know is this will ever come about, but it would be a close race I feel.
Well, I'm exhausted. I think I am gunna go to bed now... at 9:46. Yea. I'm that sleepy.