Remember that horrible Disney channel original "Stuck in the Suburbs?" I know I do. God only knows how many times I have watched it because I had nothing better to do with my life on a rainy weekend... or a sunny summer day... I just like TV. Anyways, remember that?
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Remember now? Feeling sick? Having flashbacks of the horrible acting and stupid songs, and really dumb plot. (The plot is two teenage girls accidentally get pop star Jordan Cahill's cell phone. They then hold it hostage and stuff... then they teach him to truly be himself and play his songs with his original lyrics... or something.)Okay, look at the dude in the middle....
Taran Killam.
Look him up on IMDb... and you will find a shocking truth.
THIS DUDE IS ON SNL NOW?!?!??! WTF?
Words cannot express. I mean... he is horrible in this movie, so is everyone, but... how is he now on SNL? Shockingly he hasn't been too horrible on SNL yet, I mean since he is new he hasn't gotten that many opportunities to fail, but I'm waiting for it. I will pounce on it like a panther and mock him. But still, how? How did he do it?
I want to be on SNL. I guess all I have to do is be in a crappy Disney channel movie, then I'm golden. Yes, I will start my raise to fame now!
