Ok, I love Justin Bieber, but I had a revelation as I was watching one of my favorite movies ever the other day when I was on my Youth group's Houseboat trip. So here is J-Biebs, as I like to call him.
Ok I find him adorable. I listen to his music all the time. I love in his "Baby" music video when Ludacris puts him in a headlock. Nothing better than a loving noogie from a famous rapper. That's what I always say. Love him... But... He looks exactly like...
Amanda Bynes in "She's the Man"!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone else? Just me? Well... I'm just saying.
"Do you like... Cheese?" "More than almost any other animal by-product."
So what is up with all of the female singers these days? One second everyone is talking about how weird Katy Perry's carousel dress was and shaming her for it, the next every single artist is dressing like they're wacked out of their minds. I personally enjoyed Katy Perry's attire, and still do. Her new song "California Gurls" is my summer anthem. Now we got Lady GaGa on the scene. Dude. She is nuts. But that is exactly what makes her awesome. Lady GaGa (Stefani Germanotta) was accepted at age 17 into Tisch School of the Arts. She dropped out her sophomore year because she felt she was more creative than her peers. Turns out she was right eh? She got the idea for her name "Lady Gaga" from a friend's mis-typed text message. She is an absolute artist. She is crazy, crazy cool. Now, the few people I will allow to be crazy are as follows: Beyonce, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, and anyone else who starts themselves out being crazy. Beyonce is like... a mental case, I think she possibly is medically crazy. Katy Perry started it all. Lady GaGa is all out, nothing held back, insane. If you start out your career as being a unique artist, I will buy that you are cool and artsy. Ke$ha. No. No, Ke$ha, you should not have put a dollar sign in your name unless you wanted to be 50 cent's protege. No, you should not try to make elaborate costumes for on stage, it makes no sense in your persona. You are a small young blonde girl, you are cute and you are in the pop/Hip-Hop genre, not the artist that is Lady GaGa. I love your fluffy pop. I do. But you seriously, can NOT sing. I saw you live on SNL, and holy moley! You suck. Miley. No. No, Miley Cyrus, you are not a bird. You may not be able to be tamed, but no one cares about what your body is rated on a scale of one to ten by the men that you seduce. You are... like twelve. Stop shoving your silver armor plated boobs in my face. Crazy artsy while still being sexy can easily be mistaken for crazy slutty. Miley, that is what you are doing, honey. Stop now, or you'll be like every other child star, slutty, out of control, and on drugs. Or something.
This video perfectly portrays my feelings. I want to be famous, I can sing better than Ke$ha, why aren't I famous? I wear cool outfits and have voluminous hair. Sign me up for being famous.
Amanda Bynes in "She's the Man"!!!!!!!!!!!